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[alarm blaring]


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- HERE!


3
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- [bleep].


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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
COME ON.


5
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- I'M COMING.


6
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- AGAIN?


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- STAY WHERE YOU ARE.


8
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?


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STOP!
THANK YOU.


10
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YOU'RE NOT UNLOCKING IT!


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<font color="
AT THE SAME TIME IS THE PROBLEM.


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- UNLOCK THE DOOR!


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- NO.


14
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NOW.


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STOP TOUCHING IT
WHILE I DO THE LOCK!


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- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- JUST DO IT NOW.


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- ARE YOU...
- UNBELIEVABLE!


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- KIDDING ME?
- STOP IT AND RESET.


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<font color="
- I'M JUST HOLDING IT.


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- TAKE YOUR HAND OFF THE THING!
- IT IS ON THE THING.


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- I GOT TO RESET THE THING.
LOOK--LOOK AT THIS.


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HUH? HUH? NOTHING HAPPENS
IF YOU'RE HOLDING IT UP.


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EVERYBODY KNOWS
NOT TO DO THAT


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'CAUSE NOW IT'S ALL JIGGERED
IN THE MIDDLE.


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IT GOT ALL JIGGERED
IN THE MIDDLE NOW!


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- [grunts]
AAH! WHAT?


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- TAKE YOUR HAND AWAY
FROM THE DOOR COMPLETELY.


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THANK YOU.


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- OH, THAT'S RICH!


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YOU ARE GONNA GET--


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- DROP YOUR WEAPON.
- WHAT HAPPENED?


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WHAT HAPPENED, THOUGH?


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WHAT HAPPENED?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
</font>

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[country space-rock ballad]


35
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♪ ♪


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- I'LL THROW OUT A TOPIC.
- YOU'RE GONNA THROW OUT


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A TOPIC? LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
- HAVE YOU SEEN AN ALIEN?


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- HAVE I SEEN AN ALIEN?


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I DID SEE--


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- "NO" IS A PERFECTLY FINE
ANSWER FOR THE--


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- I DID--OKAY.
WELL, HERE'S THE THING.


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CAN THERE BE
SUBTERRANEAN ALIENS?


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THERE CAN'T BE, RIGHT?


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'CAUSE THEY HAVE
TO COME FROM SPACE.


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- STORY, PLEASE.


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- WHEN I WAS A KID, I SAW A--
I WAS IN CANADA WITH MY FRIENDS,


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AND THERE WAS--WE WERE--


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THERE WAS A HOLE IN THE BACKYARD
OF THIS ONE GUY'S HOUSE


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THAT WE WERE HANGING OUT AT,
AND THE HOLE WAS LIKE--IT WAS--


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THERE WAS A FISSURE
LIKE THIS IN THE GROUND,


51
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AND THERE WAS A HEAP OF DIRT
IN THE MIDDLE,


52
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AND THE HEAP OF DIRT
WAS LIKE SCOOT, SCOOT, SCOOT.


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IT JUST WENT LIKE THAT.


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AND WE RAN AWAY.
- HOW BIG?


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<font color="


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HOLD ON, LIKE--LIKE THIS.


57
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- YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT A HEDGEHOG AND [bleep].


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HOW DID YOU GO FROM ALIEN


59
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TO TELLING ME A STORY
ABOUT A [bleep] HEDGEHOG?


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- WE--HEY, WE NEVER--
WE NEVER SAW IT, SO WHO KNOWS--


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- HE SAID,
"SUBTERRANEAN ALIENS."


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<font color="


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[spaceship engines roar]


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- WAIT, WAIT.


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WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL HERE.


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THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING
WITH THEM.


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WHAT WAS THAT?
- WHAT?


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- COVER ME.


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- GUYS! HEY, GUYS!


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HEY, GUYS.
OH, THANK GOD.


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<font color="
A COMMUNITY OF SURVIVORS.


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Y'ALL COME LIVE WITH US.


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- WAIT.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?


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- COME ON.


75
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REDNECK WANTS US TO MOVE
INTO HIS COMMUNITY?


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US?
LET'S GO.


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- GUYS, OVER HERE!


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OH, THANK GOD THERE ARE OTHERS!


79
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<font color="
ME DATE YOUR DAUGHTER?


80
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- OF COURSE!


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- OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.


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AAH!
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!


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MY BEST FRIEND IS BLACK
AND I LOVE JAY-Z,


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AND MY FAVORITE MOVIE
IS THINK LIKE A MAN.


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- SHE'S GOOD.
- COME WITH US.


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- OKAY.
- STAY CLOSE.


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- OKAY.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?


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- EMILY.
both: OF COURSE IT IS.


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[tense dubstep music]


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♪ ♪


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- HEY, HEY, HEY!
DON'T SHOOT!


92
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DON'T SHOOT!


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- WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THE POLICE?


94
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- WELL,
I LOVE THEIR THIRD ALBUM.


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<font color="
[stammers]


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I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!


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NO MONEY!


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[screaming]


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[continues screaming]


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- OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.


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THANK GOD YOU GUYS SHOWED UP.


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I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.


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IT'S A SILVER LEXUS.


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<font color="


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AND DON'T SCUFF THE PAINT,
ALL RIGHT?


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I JUST HAD IT BUFFED.


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- WAS HE AN ALIEN, TOO?


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- YEP.


109
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- GAVE UP MY GIRLFRIEND
AND MY FAMILY.


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all: GAVE UP MY GIRLFRIEND
AND MY FAMILY.


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- TRADED 'EM IN FOR AN M-16.


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<font color="


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- AFGHANISTAN, PAKISTAN,
YEMEN, IRAQ.


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all: AFGHANISTAN, PAKISTAN,
YEMEN, IRAQ.


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- I DON'T CARE
IF I EVER COME BACK.


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all: I DON'T CARE IF I EVER
COME BACK.


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- FROM POOR FAMILIES,
HOW FAR WE ROAM.


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all: FROM POOR FAMILIES,
HOW FAR WE ROAM.


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<font color="
CAN JUST STAY AT HOME.


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all: SO THE RICH KIDS
CAN JUST STAY AT HOME.


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- WHEN I COME HOME WITH PTSD...


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all: WHEN I COME HOME
WITH PTSD...


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- THE VA HOSPITAL
WON'T CARE FOR ME.


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all: THE VA HOSPITAL
WON'T CARE FOR ME.


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- I'LL PROBABLY END UP HOMELESS
OUT IN THE DARK...
</font>

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all: I'LL PROBABLY END UP
HOMELESS OUT IN THE DARK.


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- TO GET PLAYED ONSCREEN
BY MARKY-MARK.


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WHAT?


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- I'M WAY LESS HOMOPHOBIC
THAN YOU.


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- OKAY, THAT'S ALL WELL
AND GOOD.


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I DON'T AGREE.


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- I WILL GIVE A BACKRUB
TO A GAY MAN,


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AND WE'RE BOTH NAKED.
</font>

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THAT'S HOW NON-HOMOPHOBIC I AM.


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- DUDE, I WOULD PUT PARTS
OF MY BODY


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MAYBE INTO ANOTHER
GAY MAN'S BODY.


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I MEAN, INTO A GAY MAN'S BODY,
NOT ANOTHER GAY MAN'S BODY.


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INTO A GAY MAN'S BODY,
AND I WOULD BE LIKE,


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"HEY, THIS IS THERAPEUTIC."


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IF I WERE A DOCTOR
AND YOU WERE GAY
</font>

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AND YOU NEEDED A PROSTATE EXAM,
NO PROBLEM HERE.


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- OKAY,
BUT YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID.


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- THAT'S ABOUT OVERALL HEALTH.


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THAT'S NOT
ABOUT ME TRYING TO STIMULATE--


145
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- BUT YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?


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NO, YOU ENGAGED IN GAY SEX
IN THAT SCENARIO.


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- I SAID A PART OF MY BODY.


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<font color="
NECESSARILY.


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- DOESN'T MATTER.
INSERTION IS INSERTION.


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- NO, THERE ARE
DIFFERENT DEGREES OF INSERTION.


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- WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY.


152
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NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE.


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COUSIN DELROY'S
GETTING MARRIED...


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all: MM-HMM.


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- TO A MAN.


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<font color="
- MM-HMM.


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- AND WE'RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH,
WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP


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WITH THE PARTICULARS
OF A GAY WEDDING.


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WHAT I'VE DONE
IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE


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TO GET MY FRIEND GARY IN HERE,


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WHO'S--I MEAN,
HE'S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND.


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HE'S A COWORKER OF MINE
WHO HAPPENS


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<font color="
OF THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY,


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AND HE'S GONNA GIVE US
SOME ADVICE ON,


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YOU KNOW, WHA--WHAT TO DO.


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SO, GARY, WHA--WHAT CAN--
WHAT CAN WE EXPECT?


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- ALL RIGHT.


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WELL, FIRST OF ALL, GUYS,


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THANKS SO MUCH
FOR HAVING ME HERE,


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<font color="


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WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING
FOR YOUR COUSIN DELROY.


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REALLY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
BASICALLY, THAT A GAY WEDDING


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IS JUST LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING.


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YES? YES, SIR.


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- SO THEN DO THE MEN
WEAR DRESSES AND THEN


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THE WOMEN WOULD WEAR SUITS?


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<font color="
NO, NO, NO.


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YOU WOULD JUST WHERE
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD WEAR


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AT A--AT A STRAIGHT WEDDING.


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- NOW, NONE OF US ARE GAY,
SO I ASSUME


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THAT WE WOULD ALL SIT
THEN IN THE STRAIGHT SECTION.


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- THE STRAIGHT SECTION?
- YEAH.


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- OH, THE STRAIGHT SECTION.


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<font color="
TO THE GAY SECTION.


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- NO, NO, THERE'S--THERE'S--
THERE'S NO SECTIONS, GUYS.


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- BUT THE GAY PEOPLE...
- NO, NO, NO.


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WHAT--YOU WOULD JUST SIT--
- AND THEN THE STRAIGHT?


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- NO, LARRY, LARRY, LISTEN TO ME
JUST FOR A SECOND.


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- BUT THEN THE AISLE.
- YOU WOULD JUST--


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<font color="
ON THE SIDE OF THE PERSON


191
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THAT WERE FRIENDS WITH
OR THAT YOUR FAMILY'S MEMBERS,


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JUST LIKE IN A STRAIGHT WEDDING.


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- SO WE JUST GUESS WHO'S GAY.


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- OR NOT.
YOU COULD JUST--YEAH.


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- WE'LL GUESS WHO'S GAY.


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- OKAY.
GUESS WHO--


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<font color="
DO WE SING OVER THE RAINBOW?


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- WELL, YOU DON'T.
YOU DON'T.


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THIS IS A RELIGIOUS CEREMONY,
SO YOU--


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YOU WOULDN'T BE SINGING THAT
DURING THE SERVICE.


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- OH, ALL RIGHT.
- YOU DONE WITH THE QUESTIONS?


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- NO, I'M JUST ASKING.


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- I'M NERVOUS 'CAUSE
I CAN ONLY DO JAZZ HANDS


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FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES 'FORE
MY HANDS START TO CRAMP.


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- OH, SIR, I DON'T THINK
ANYONE'S GONNA EXPECT YOU--


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I DON'T THINK ANY--
I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GONNA


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EXPECT YOU TO HAVE
TO DO JAZZ HANDS.


208
00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,377
- NOW CAN WE SEE THE PONY SHOW
FROM THE STRAIGHT SECTION?


209
00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,212
OR ARE WE WAY
IN THE BACK SOMEWHERE?


210
00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,130
- MA'AM, AGAIN,
THERE'S NO STRAIGHT SECTION.


211
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:08,965
WHAT IS A PONY SHOW?


212
00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,842
- YOU KNOW,
WHEN Y'ALL GO LIKE THIS.


213
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- NO, THERE WON'T BE--


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THERE WON'T BE ANY OF THIS
DURING THE CEREMONY.


215
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,347
- OH. OH.


216
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,975
- WHEN DO WE SING YMCA?


217
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,644
- OH.
- SIR, NOT DURING THE CEREMONY.


218
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- OKAY.


219
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- WHAT ABOUT MACHO, MACHO MAN?
- NO.


220
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- I DON'T KNOW
WHERE TO BUY NO GAY PRESENTS.


221
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- WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT A GAY PRESENT IS.


222
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USUALLY, WHAT COUPLES
DO IS THEY JUST--


223
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THEY JUST REGISTER AT A STORE...


224
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- HUH.


225
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<font color="


226
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- THE GAY STORE, OR--
- JUST A REGULAR STORE.


227
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- WHERE DO YOU GET THE EUROS
TO BUY GAY GIFTS?


228
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,664
- ARE YOU SAYING EUROS?


229
00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,499
YOU WOULDN'T--
YOU WOULDN'T USE EUROS.


230
00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:45,876
- NO, IT'S--IT'S--
IT'S A GOOD QUESTION, FINNEY.


231
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,003
WE--WE SHOULD MAKE
SOME EYE CONTACT


232
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,839
<font color="
THE COMMUNICATION'S HAPPENING.


233
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,465
- YEAH.
- I THINK HE WANTS TO KNOW


234
00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,801
IS IT, LIKE, A--YOU KNOW,
A DIFFERENT CURRENCY?


235
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:54,885
OR IS IT MORE LIKE CAMEL CASH?


236
00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:58,222
- NOPE, JUST GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
U.S. DOLLARS, YEP.


237
00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,348
- DO WE HAVE TO PARTICIPATE
IN THE ANAL SEX?


238
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,684
- OH!
- OR CAN WE JUST WATCH


239
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:02,727
AND CHEER IN A FIREMEN'S HAT?


240
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,479
- NO, THERE'S NO ANAL SEX
AND NO FIREMAN'S HAT.


241
00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,648
- OH, OKAY.
- IT'S CUNNILINGUS.


242
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:08,899
- IS THAT A QUESTION, SIR?


243
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,319
- WHEN DO WE GET TO SING
IT'S RAINING MEN,


244
00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,404
HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING MEN?
- YOU DON'T.


245
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:15,323
- SO THERE'S NO GAY HYMNS
IN THE CEREMONY?


246
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,034
- SIR, THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A GAY HYMN.


247
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,660
- WHAT?
- WELL, DOES THE FAKE PRIEST


248
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,872
LOOK LIKE A REAL PRIEST
OR LIKE A NUN?


249
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,999
- IT'S GONNA BE A REAL PRIEST.
- OR...


250
00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:26,125
- NO, THERE'S NO "OR."


251
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,793
- IS IT A SEXY BOAT CAPTAIN,


252
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,003
THEN HE TAKES HIS CLOTHES OFF?


253
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,880
<font color="
- WHAT? NO. NO.


254
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,548
- DO WE THROW SOMETHING
OTHER THAN RICE?


255
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:33,507
- LIKE WHAT, SIR?


256
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:34,383
WHAT WOULD YOU THROW
OTHER THAN RICE?


257
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,635
- I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.


258
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,554
COUSCOUS.
SKITTLES.


259
00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:42,725
- GUYS, A GAY WEDDING IS JUST
LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING, OKAY?


260
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,352
<font color="


261
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:47,688
- WELL, WHEN THEY KISS, IS IT
OKAY TO STAND UP AND SAY, "EW"?


262
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,441
- NO, IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT WOULD
BE--THAT WOULD BE HOMOPHOBIC.


263
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,027
- THIS FROM THE MAN
WHO WON'T ALLOW GAY HYMNS


264
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,236
AT THE GAY WEDDING.


265
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,907
- OKAY, BUT LIKE
A INVOLUNTARY GASP.


266
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,409
- I WOULD JUST, I GUESS,
TRY TO CURB THAT BEHAVIOR.


267
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,119
- OKAY.
I'LL--I'LL LOOK AWAY THEN.


268
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,164
- OH, MY GOD.
- NOW, IS RUPAUL GONNA BE THERE?


269
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:07,208
- NO, I DON'T THINK
DELROY KNOWS RUPAUL.


270
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:08,751
- UH, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS?
- NO.


271
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,044
- OOH, DOOGIE.


272
00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:11,253
- WHAT IF YOU DON'T WANT
YOUR PICTURE ON THE INTERNET?


273
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,297
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
- EXCUSE ME, GARY.


274
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,216
"RIDICULOUS."
IS THAT A GAY TERM?


275
00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:16,926
- OKAY, YEP.
I'LL SHOW MYSELF OUT.


276
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,928
- OH, HE'S A LITTLE TESTY,
ISN'T HE?


277
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,012
- NAH, HE CAN GO.
- GOOD LUCK.


278
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,097
- WE JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT
HOW IT GO.


279
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,224
- LET'S GO, STEFAN.


280
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,351
- I THINK WE PRETTY MUCH GOT IT.


281
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,187
<font color="
AND MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA.


282
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:33,734
[applause]


283
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,277
ALL RIGHT.
- RIGHT THIS WAY.


284
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,362
COUPLE INTRODUCTIONS
AND WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.


285
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,322
THIS IS JOHN O'ROURKE.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, JOHN.


286
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,032
- MR. IAN ROBERTS.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.


287
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,660
- PETER ATTENTION.
- ALL RIGHT, NICE TO MEET YOU.


288
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:43,786
<font color="


289
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,288
- COME ON, BROTHAH.
WHAT'S UP, FAM?


290
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,873
[chuckling]


291
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,458
YOU KNOW THIS.
- HEATH WILLIAMSON.


292
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,626
- NICE TO MEET YOU.


293
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:51,794
- MARY WOODBURY.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.


294
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,796
- JAY MARTEL.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR.


295
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,465
- TASHA ROBINS.
- COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.


296
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,384
<font color="
MMM!


297
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:02,304
FEEL THAT?
- EMILY GEORGE.


298
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,432
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- DARRELL STOKES.


299
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,308
- COME ON.
WHAT'S UP, FAM?


300
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,477
HOW YOU DOIN'?
- ALL RIGHT.


301
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,021
- NEVER FORGET ABOUT THAT,
'CAUSE THAT'S ALL WE GOT.


302
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,649
NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU. ALL RIGHT.


303
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,569
<font color="
BRING IT IN!


304
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:19,029
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM,
NOW WE HERE.


305
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,531
- YEAH!


306
00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,490
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
ALL RIGHT.


307
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,075
NICE TO MEET YOU.
ALL RIGHT.


308
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,202
NICE TO--


309
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,329
- 1/8TH BLACK.


310
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,789
- AFTERNOON, MY OCTOROON.


311
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,332
COME ON, BRING IT IN THERE.
TUCK THAT.


312
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,250
- I'M IN THERE, DOG.
I'M IN THERE, DOG.


313
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,668
- YOU TUCKING IT?
- I'M IN THERE DOG.


314
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:33,919
- YOU TUCKING IT IN THERE?
- I'M IN THERE.


315
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,004
- LET YOUR TUCK GO.
- I'M IN THERE, DOG.


316
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,088
- LET YOUR TUCK GO.
YOU TUCKING IT?


317
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,506
- MY TUCK.
I'M IN THERE.


318
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,508
I'M IN THERE.
I'M IN THERE.


319
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,343
<font color="
NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.


320
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,511
UH, NICE TO MEET YOU.


321
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,264
OH, MY GOODNESS, LOOK AT THIS.


322
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,851
OH, SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL.


323
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,644
MMM!


324
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,937
I WANT ANOTHER ONE.


325
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,064
THERE YOU GO.
PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL.


326
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,316
BEAUTIFUL.
WHAT'S HER NAME?


327
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,984
<font color="
- OKAY.


328
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,777
NICE TO MEET YOU,
MISS ROOGEY.


329
00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,820
ALL RIGHT.


330
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,989
COME ON...
THERE HE IS.


331
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,074
BOOM!


332
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,075
- MR. PRESIDENT.


333
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,952
- ALL RIGHT, MAN.
GOOD TO MEET YOU.


334
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,997
- HERE WE GO.
RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR.


335
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,292
- I'M TRYING TO GET THE AIR ON
AND TURN OFF THESE LIGHTS.


336
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,543
- WE SHOULD JUST--
WE GOING COUNTRY.


337
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,336
WE NEED TO BE GOING COUNTRY.


338
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,671
WE NEED TO GET SOME--


339
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,381
- COUNTRY MUSIC?
- YEAH.


340
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,383
WE NEED TO GET SOME HIP,
TICKIN', RUCKIN',


341
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,385
TUCKIN', RUNT--


342
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,553
LIKE SOME STADIUM COUNTRY, TOO.


343
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,388
<font color="
- YOU SAID, "RUCKIN', TUCKIN'."


344
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,890
YOU MANAGED TO SAY, "RUCKIN',


345
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,391
TUCKIN'."
- BUT I WANT TO GET--


346
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,018
- ♪ YOU GOT TO GET
YOUR RUCK TUCKIN' ♪


347
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,020
♪ PIPE-RIGGIN' COUNTRY MUSIC ♪


348
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,396
- YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?


349
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,691
THAT--THAT LINE-DANCIN',
RIGHT AND PRANCIN'.


350
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:38,734
<font color="


351
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:39,777
I LOVE WHEN THEY
BE TALKING ABOUT,


352
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,529
♪ AND THE LORD JESUS ♪


353
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,531
♪ SAVED MY GRAND--
MY MAMAW'S LIFE ♪


354
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,865
- [laughs]
- THEN TALKING ABOUT--


355
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:45,574
THEN TALK ABOUT THE NEXT SONG
TALKING ABOUT,


356
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,035
♪ YOU GOTTA DRINK, DRINK ♪


357
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,453
[laughter]


358
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,207
<font color="


359
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,417
- EXCUSE ME, SIR.


360
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,506
- WELL.
- OH, WELL, WELL, WELL.


361
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:03,133
- [bleep] MEXICANS.


362
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,511
- OH, MAN, DO NOT GET ME STARTED
ON THE MEXICANS.


363
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:09,640
- HEY, I WAS JUST SAYING.


364
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:13,727
THEY HOLD THE GODDAMN ECONOMY
TOGETHER.


365
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,105
- YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?
DAMN STRAIGHT.


366
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,482
<font color="
THAT LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY


367
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,441
STOPPED WORKING, JUST 12%,


368
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,736
THE USA WOULD SHUT DOWN.


369
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,947
- I DON'T EVEN CARE
WHO HEARS ME.


370
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:25,948
- NOPE.


371
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,825
- [stammers] THEY WORK
THEIR ASSES OFF...


372
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:28,784
- MM-HMM.


373
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,619
- AND THEY GOT STRONG
FAMILY VALUES.


374
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,664
<font color="


375
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:37,376
- HEY, SPEAKING OF IMMIGRANTS,
HOW ABOUT THEM ASIANS?


376
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,211
- MAN, [bleep],
YOU KNOW WHAT, BROTHER?


377
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,588
YOU WANT TO LIGHT THAT FUSE?


378
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,880
THEN YOU BETTER STAND BACK
'CAUSE I GOT SOMETHING


379
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,966
I WANT TO SAY
ABOUT THOSE MOTHER[bleep].


380
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,634
- YEAH, I GOT THREE WORDS
FOR YOU:


381
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,387
<font color="
INDUSTRIOUS.


382
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,556
- DAMN STRAIGHT.


383
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:55,394
ASIANS ARE THE HIGHEST INCOME,
BEST EDUCATED,


384
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:59,148
AND THE FASTEST GROWING
RACIAL GROUP IN THE U.S. OF A.


385
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,818
- MM. PLUS,
GOT THE HIGHEST PERCENTAGE


386
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,903
OF COLLEGE GRADUATES
IN THE COUNTRY--GOOD FOR THEM.


387
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:08,532
- AND I--MAYBE THIS
MAKES ME SOUND RACIST,


388
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,369
BUT THOSE MOTHER[bleep],
THEY'RE GONNA SAVE THE COUNTRY.


389
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,038
- THERE IT IS.
YOU--YOU WENT AND SAID IT.


390
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,247
- I JUST SAID IT.


391
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:15,956
I JUST CAME RIGHT
THE [bleep] OUT AND SAID IT.


392
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,000
- IT WAS IN EVERYONE'S MIND.


393
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,209
- BUT I'M THE ONE...


394
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:19,835
both: WHO SAID IT.


395
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:20,836
<font color="


396
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:25,007
WHILE WE'RE AT IT,
I'M GONNA BREAK MY SPINE,


397
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,842
TIP-TAP, DANCING-WANCING,


398
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:29,178
PRANCING AROUND THE ELEPHANT
IN THE ROOM.


399
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,346
- YEP.


400
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,930
- BLACKS.
- [bleep] BLACKS.


401
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,849
- BUH-LACKS.
- [bleep] BLACKS.


402
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,017
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DONE
DONE DID?


403
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,395
<font color="
NOW, MY FRIEND.


404
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,813
RELEASED THE KRAKEN.


405
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,482
- GODDAMN VICTIMS


406
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,359
OF INSTITUTIONALIZED
“RACE-MISM.”


407
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,111
- AND DESPITE ALL THAT,
THEY OVERCAME THE SLAVERY


408
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:51,033
AND THE SEGREGATION JUST TO
BECOME CEOs AND ENTREPRENEURS.


409
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,620
- AND HEY, ONE OF 'EM
IS THE GOSH-DARN PRESIDENT.
</font>

410
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,372
- AND, I MEAN, THAT'S JUST TRUE
RIGHT THERE.


411
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,831
THAT'S JUST HISTORICAL FACT,
MAN.


412
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:01,085
YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE THAT.


413
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:03,379
- OH, HOW 'BOUT THE INDIANS?


414
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,714
- [bleep] NATIVE AMERICANS.


415
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,967
- I DON'T KNOW
IF I COULD GET IN TROUBLE


416
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:12,596
THESE DAYS
FOR SAYIN' SOMETHING LIKE THIS,


417
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,889
<font color="


418
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,641
- IT MAY BE UNPOPULAR,
BUT IT'S TRUE.


419
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:19,186
- WE CAME TO THIS COUNTRY,
AND WE STEAMROLLED ON IN,


420
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,062
AND WE GENOCIDED THEM.


421
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,480
I MEAN, HELL,
WE OWE 'EM SOMETHING.


422
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:25,734
- THERE YOU GO.


423
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,902
I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN,


424
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,238
THAT'S NOT BAD
FOR A NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER.


425
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,197
- NOT BAD AT ALL.
ALL RIGHT.


426
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,825
I GOT TO GO HOME,
TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS.


427
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,035
- HOW MANY OF 'EM YOU GOT NOW?


428
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,079
- JUST ADOPTED THE 11TH.
- OH!


429
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,414
- CAN'T HELP MYSELF.


430
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,749
- MAN, THAT'S ALWAYS
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU VOLUNTEER


431
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,917
FOR THE EARTHQUAKE RELIEF
IN HAITI.


432
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,670
<font color="
- AND WHAT YOU GON' DO?


433
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,296
- WHAT YOU GON' DO?


434
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,840
YOU KNOW, MY WIFE MAKES 2/3
OF WHAT I MAKE.


435
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,884
- WHAT?
Y'ALL GOT THE SAME JOB, MAN.


436
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:51,885
THAT'S JUST PATENTLY UNFAIR.


437
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,888
- THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE BOTH LIBRARIANS.


438
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,056
- [belches]


439
00:16:56,140 --> 00:17:00,936
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M OKAY.
</font>

440
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:01,854
[upbeat pop music]


441
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,272
- ♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪


442
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,440
♪ YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR ♪
[cheers and applause]


443
00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:08,861
♪ YEAH, WHAT EVERYBODY'S
WAITING FOR IS WHAT YOU ARE ♪


444
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,070
♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪


445
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,615
- HEY, WHAT UP, Y'ALL?
WELCOME BACK TO HCL.


446
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,117
WE ARE IN HOLLYWOOD.
I GOT THE ANSWERS,


447
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,454
<font color="
IS MOTHER MAJESTY.


448
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,872
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE,
MOTHER MAJESTY.


449
00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:21,415
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.


450
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,751
[cheering]
- YEAH.


451
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,127
NOW, BEFORE THE BREAK,
WE HEARD YOUR SONG, UH,


452
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,339
SHE-NOMENON FROM THE NEW HIT
ALBUM, GIRL ARMY.


453
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,176
- OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
- YEAH.


454
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,719
<font color="
SCRATCH.


455
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,304
YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE ALBUM


456
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,931
IS ABOUT GIRLS AND EMPOWERING
GIRLS AND, YOU KNOW,


457
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,726
KIND OF JUST SHOWING GIRLS THAT
THEY CAN BE STRONG AND POWERFUL


458
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,394
AND DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO


459
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,647
AND NOT WHAT THE MEDIA
SAYS THEY NEED TO DO.


460
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,941
- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S DEEP. THAT'S DEEP.


461
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,235
NOW WE GOT SOME, UH,
YOUNG FEMALES HERE


462
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,987
WHO HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU.


463
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,114
IS THAT OKAY?
- OH, IT'S ALWAYS OKAY.


464
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,240
- ALL RIGHT.
- IT'S ALWAYS OKAY.


465
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,992
I ALWAYS WANT TO HEAR
FROM MY GIRL ARMY.


466
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,037
- HI, MAJESTY,
IT IS SO COOL TO MEET YOU.


467
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:00,996
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
</font>

468
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:02,498
I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
JUST LIKE THAT.


469
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,625
- UM...YEAH.


470
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,043
SO, OKAY, LAST WEEK,


471
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,002
I TOOK YOUR ADVICE
FROM YOUR SONG GET SOME,


472
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,380
AND I "FLAUNTED IT
TILL HE WANTED IT,"


473
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,090
BUT I ENDED UP
LOSING MY VIRGINITY


474
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,550
TO A GUY THAT I DON'T KNOW.


475
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,219
<font color="
TO TAKE BACK THEIR POWER


476
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:18,305
NOWADAYS 'CAUSE IT'S YOUR BODY
AND IT'S YOUR MIND,


477
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,850
AND IT--YOU SHOULD USE THAT
TO FEEL SEXY AND EMPOWERED.


478
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,354
- OKAY. OKAY, YEAH, YEAH,
BUT NOW I'M PREGNANT.


479
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,648
- MIRACLES.
NEXT QUESTION.


480
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:28,774
- OH.


481
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,692
HI. HI, MAJESTY.
I'M CASSIE.


482
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,069
<font color="


483
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,320
- THANK YOU SO MUCH, CASSIE.


484
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,197
I THINK YOU SHOULD NEVER CHANGE
YOUR SKIN.


485
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,282
- OKAY.


486
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,785
SO IN YOUR SONG
FRIDAY NIGHT FREAK DOWN...


487
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,371
- THANK YOU SO MUCH, CASSIE.


488
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,706
- YOU SAY, "BEND IT OVER,
TOUCH THE GROUND,


489
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,500
HE'LL RIDE YOU
LIKE HIS MERRY-GO-ROUND."


490
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,751
- YES, I DO.


491
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,378
- IS THAT ABOUT BUTT SEX?


492
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,840
- WHAT IT'S ABOUT, CASSIE, IS US
RECLAIMING OUR BODIES AS WOMEN


493
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,757
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
FOR A LONG TIME, BEING SEXY


494
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,260
WAS ABOUT BEING SEXY FOR A MAN.


495
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,887
BUT THIS IS ABOUT BEING SEXY
FOR YOURSELF.


496
00:18:58,971 --> 00:18:59,930
- WHOO!


497
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,515
<font color="
IN MY BUTT.


498
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,810
- OKAY, LET'S CHANGE TRACKS
FOR A SECOND.


499
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,145
WE GON' GO TO COMMERCIAL.


500
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,481
WHEN WE COME BACK,
MOTHER MAJESTY


501
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,567
IS GOING TO UNFURL HER NEW SONG.


502
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,401
WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
- OH, OKAY.


503
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,735
IT'S A--
IT'S KIND OF A LOVE SONG,


504
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,573
<font color="
AFTER HAVING YOUR HEART BROKEN.


505
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,407
- ALL RIGHT.
WE GON' GO TO COMMERCIAL.


506
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,408
WHEN WE COME BACK,
MOTHER MAJESTY


507
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,953
WITH WHO GOT NEXT
ON THIS BLACKBERRY PIE?


508
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,497
[crowd cheering]


509
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,749
- HERE'S YOUR DRESSING ROOM,
YOUR MAJESTY.


510
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,626
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YEAH.


511
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,130
<font color="


512
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,518
THAT'S RIGHT, GIRLS.


513
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:53,358
BEING OVERLY SEXUAL AND BEING
STRONG ARE THE SAME THING.


514
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,778
IT'S THE SAME THING.
[laughs]


515
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,948
IT'S THE SAME THING.


516
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:06,038
[laughing maniacally]


517
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,298
GIRL POWER!


518
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,507
[coughing]


519
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:22,721
GOD, I THINK I'M ALLERGIC
TO THIS MAKEUP.


520
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:26,141
[belches]
NOW WHY WOULD I BURP?


521
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,935
THAT'S WEIRD.


522
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:38,278
[both mimic dubstep music]


523
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:43,659
- [scatting]


524
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,078
[both mimic ascending note]


525
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,663
- IT'S GETTING READY
TO BREAK DOWN.


526
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:51,416
[both mimic dubstep music]


527
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,210
- SO I KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
- YEAH.


528
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,671
<font color="


529
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:56,797
- ♪ I'M GONNA
DO MY ONE LINE HERE ♪


530
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,382
- OH, YEAH.


531
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:03,512
- LET'S GO.


532
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:09,017
YOU'RE GOING AWAY
FOR A LONG TIME, PAL.


533
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,312
JIMINEZ, UNLOCK THE THING.


534
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,271
- NO, YOU CAN'T DO IT
AT THE SAME TIME.